All Ashley Chafin's mom needs is an iron-on patch of a spoon to complete the Studio 54 montage on her chest. I have always been a fan of 70's sweaters with campy embroidery. If you're looking for a skyscape like Ashley's mom's, I found this 80's shooting comets sweater. It's less than 30 bucks, it sparkles and I bet it smells like an attic. You can't put a price on that.