5. HAIR FALLS: The detachable ponytail beats a BumpIt any day
4. BEADED CHOKERS: It's Pocohantas meets Grace Slick
3. FAKE GLASSES: Don't let the brooding stare fool you, this woman does not need glasses. But that didn't stop her from throwing them on for an emergency beat poetry reading or an art gallery opening. Fake glasses add a whole new dimension to your everyday outfit. It's also a good way to mix-up the type you're attracting.
2. MOROCCAN CAFTANS: I think the picture speaks for itself
1. PET BIRDS: Way better than those creepy, Chanel-tortured toy dogs