With Mother's Day now a fading memory of too many Bloody Mary's and lower back "I love mom" tattoos (what?), I will now reclaim the blog from reader's dedications. Sorry, the writing most definitely won't be as good. To kick off our back-to-the-blog entry is reader Kristen's mom in the 50's. Color: Blue. Accessories: hallowed vintage wheels, red red red red red lips. Reaction from Full House's Jesse Consopalis: "Have Mercy"